[ MY CLASSMATE IS TWO HUNDRED MILLION YEARS OLD ]

CHAPTER 167 ♦ LOOKING FOR A JOB II

last edited on ZLT: 19.07.22

This translation is hosted at ZHANLANN.COM

Xuan Mo’s mother glanced at the clothes Ai Er Ge had on before gasping in surprise, “My goodness Ai Er Ge, that’s some big brands you have on!”

The two of them were confused. 

“This shirt, and this pants… this is a new brand that was just recently brought in, you can only get these from the capital or their only boutique in City S, and it’s not something you can get your hands on just because you have the money, you need to pre-order, and need to be qualified as a member… Mo Mo, do you remember the dress your Uncle Lu gave you? It’s from the same brand.”

“…even so, this can’t be that recognisable can it.” Ai Er Ge asked innocently.

“My dear, the ads for this brand are rolling across all major platforms. There was a huge hoo-haa about several male celebrities vying to be the brand ambassador a while back, it lasted for quite a while even. At this rate, there’s no way this brand would be unrecognisable. Any employer would think you’re trolling them if you dress like this to apply for a job.”

Stunned by Xuan Mo’s mother’s explanation, the two noobs finally figured it out. When her mother turned around to find some clothes for Ai Er Ge, the latter gave Xuan Mo a thumbs up: “As expected of the military goddess, your observation skills are top notch!”

Xuan Mo’s lips twitched. She’d really just been hazarding guesses earlier. ♢ MY CLASSMATE IS TWO HUNDRED MILLIONS YEARS OLD, CHAPTER 167 is hosted at ZHANLANN.COM ♢

Xuan Mo’s mother worked in the line of premium clothing for both ladies and gentlemen. She’d been working hard in this industry for several decades now, the brand that she’d built had several outlets across the country, and gained sufficient traction as a celebrity brand. It’s just that her mother was not a profit-centric business woman, so every step was taken with adequate consideration. Hence even though her current business was not particularly large, it was growing steadily. 

After changing into the clothes that Xuan Mo’s mother had selected, Ai Er Ge’s appearance seemed to have instantly lightened up. With the new attire, he looked less like a person swimming in money and authority, and a little bit more like a student. While Ai Er Ge was trying out the different clothes, every single conversation topic Xuan Mo’s mother brought up was related to his background; like every other parent, she was trying to figure out what kind of person this chap was. Even though Ai Er Ge was still a piping new Blue Planet being, he was definitely much more well-versed in his way of words. Up against Xuan Mo’s mother’s questions, he remained unfazed and collected. 

In the end, when it was time to leave, Xuan Mo’s mother silently communicated her approval of Ai Er Ge to Xuan Mo: “This chap’s not too bad, quite tight-lipped, he must have been taught well, and he’s probably figured out what I like, how thoughtful of him. If our families are not too far apart in terms of status, you can really consider him!”

Xuan Mo automatically filtered out the words her mother was sprouting. Only the remark about Ai Er Ge figuring out what she liked made her want to laugh. After all, he did inherit Xuan Mo’s memories. In fact, given how meticulous and social he was, he probably could outperform the careless Xuan Mo any day. 

After changing his attire, it was already evening by the time they left the shopping mall. The two of them briefly discussed before Xuan Mo decided to bring Ai Er Ge to the Thunder LAN shop to take a look. She hadn’t heard from Ah La Lei for a long while now.

Very coincidentally, there was a recruitment poster pasted at the entrance of Thunder LAN shop. They were recruiting a shop manager; the requirements weren’t strict, the only prerequisite was that the manager would need to work through public holidays, preferably even on Chinese New Year’s Eve, of course his pay would be doubled accordingly. 

This job was literally made for Ai Er Ge. He didn’t celebrate Chinese New Year, he wasn’t in an urgent need for cash, and he had no preferences…

When they entered, the LAN shop owner Ah La Lei, who was often only spotted gaming inside, was surprisingly seated at the counter, dozing off. Xuan Mo went over and knocked on the counter table. 

Ah La Lei’s hand reached out as he mumbled sleepily: “ID, money.”

Xuan Mo glanced at Ai Er Ge. Ai Er Ge understood the assignment, and cleared his throat: “Ahem, I’m here to apply for a job.”

“Oh…” Ah La Lei gave a small yawn before he suddenly zipped up, his eyes glowing: “What!? You’re here to apply for a job?!”

When he saw Ai Er Ge, he instinctively glanced behind him, there as no one there, when he looked to the side, his eyes instantly lit up: “Mo Mo Mo Mo Mo Mo Mo Mo Mo….”

Xuan Mo squinted her eyes and took a step back: “What do you want?”

“Goddess of war! Mars! I’ve missed you!” Ah La Lei stood and walked out from behind the counter. He ran over to the other counter and pointed at the entire wall, “look! The Global StarCraft Association did this up for you!”

Xuan Mo looked up. Under the dim lighting, a huge image covered the entire wall. Her name was printed on the image: abu, followed by a chart that noted down all her matches, the duration of her battles, her opponents and a variety of other information.

The sentence at the end of the chart wrote: “Abu — the one and only god of military.”

The wording was written in a mechanical font. The entire poster was electrifying. 

Xuan Mo had started gaining a following during the tournament prelims. After the finals, she disappeared completely from all social media and other platforms. Even though there were a number of imposters, they were quickly identified as a fake when the battle began. Gradually, the name abu became a peerless identity, and people no longer dared to assume this name.

“Abu — the one and only god of military.” Ai Er Ge softly read the line, before giving a bitter smile, “c’mon, you’re really gonna dominate the galaxy at this rate…” he turned and mumbled to himself, “to have an enemy like her, pressurising much…”

Ah La Lei continued on and on about how famous and majestic their team Thunder became because of her, and went on about how sad everyone became when she left. But because of her rapid-fire commands, everyone was now much quicker on their feet and rarely lost to others in terms of speed. Because of her, there were also quite a number of skilled players that applied to join their team…

Xuan Mo glanced at the phrase again, unmoving. Afterwhich, she pushed Ai Er Ge forward: “He’s here to apply for the LAN shop manager.”

Ah La Lei knew what kind of person Xuan Mo was, at that, he minced his lips, crestfallen, and turned to Ai Er Ge, his previous sincerity disappearing in a blink of an eye, and in its place returned his previous laze: “You’re applying for the LAN shop manager? This is not an easy job, Mo Mo, not that I want to nag but I’d originally intended to recruit those that come into this city for work, in particular those that can work through Chinese New Year (CNY), why because there are lots of customers who would turn to the internet during the CNY period when they are lonely… but to be frank your friend looks nothing like that… I need someone that works hard.” 

Xuan Mo smiled: “Why don’t you ask him.”

Ai Er Ge immediately puffed up: “I’m very hardworking! I definitely can take it! I can do whatever you need me to do!”

Ah La Lei was still doubtful. Given Ai Er Ge’s delicate looks, even his sexual orientation seemed blurry. Ah Le Lei really couldn’t imagine him working his ass off as a LAN shop manager, he better not receive a call in the middle of the night from him wanting to quit the job…

Ai Er Ge popped his head out, there was a curtain behind the counter, he could vaguely make out the outline of a bed, at that, he immediately smiled: “Can the LAN shop manager sleep here?”

“As long as there’s someone looking after this place, I don’t care what you do 24/7…”

“Fantastic! I love this job!”

“Don’t think the LAN manager will get to surf the net, it’s a troublesome job, there’s a million and one things you gotta settle, and you need to endure the customers too…”

“That’s not a problem, I won’t see them as humans.”

Ah La Lei was speechless. He couldn’t tell if Ai Er Ge was joking or not… it really was going to be a bit too much if he didn’t see them as people. But honestly speaking, given that he was Xuan Mo’s friend, Ah La Lei really wasn’t too surprised that he was a little eccentric. 

But he must say he was still a little worried. 

As they were speaking, two chattering girls walked in. When they saw the three of them gathered at the counter, they were a little confused. Before Ah La Lei reacted, Ai Er Ge had walked into the counter and smiled: “Please present your identification card and security deposit.”

“…”

The two girls walked off to their seats with great reluctance, their mesmerised eyes full of the person behind the counter. Meanwhile Ai Er Ge sent them off with a polite smile. Ah La Lei was floored: “How d’you know what to do?”

“I’ve been to LAN shops before, so I’ve seen how they do it.” Ai Er Ge’s smile remained polite.

“But why am I getting strange vibes from you, have you worked in a place that offers special services or something like that…”

Xuan Mo was getting annoyed: “So do you want him or no, decide quickly now, if not I’ll dump him elsewhere.”

“Yes!” Ah La Lei hollered, “no way I’d reject him!? Just look at his face, he’ll definitely be a crowd-puller!”

“…”

TRANSLATOR & EDITOR: WYNNE.

This translation is hosted at ZHANLANN.COM

166| CONTENTS | 168

[ MY CLASSMATE IS TWO HUNDRED MILLION YEARS OLD ]

CHAPTER 166 ♦ LOOKING FOR A JOB I

last edited on ZLT: 19.07.22

This translation is hosted at ZHANLANN.COM

When Lu Yu Chen and Xuan Mo were collecting their tickets, Ai Er Ge rushed over. Topping Lu Yu Chen’s darkening gaze, Ai Er Ge handed his identification card to Xuan Mo as he grinned: “My name is Ai Er Ge.”

The IC he’d passed Xuan Mo was real. Ai Er Ge’s boss, evidently very well-connected and resourceful, managed to get him an IC, and in exchange, Ai Er Ge had to work his ass off at his boss’ place. 

She had no idea where and how he managed to get it done, but at least he was finally considered a legitimate Blue Planet being now, apparently he was even on the citizen records handled by the police. 

Lu Yu Chen collected his tickets in a glumness. Xuan Mo turned to look before she smiled: “Didn’t you say the seats were fixed.”

Lu Yu Chen mumbled: “Guess I was scammed…” As he spoke, he glanced at the three empty side-by-side seats on the screen with a poor expression. When Xuan Mo slanted him a glance, Lu Yu Chen had no other option but to select the three adjacent seats.

And so, the three of them ended up sitting in a row next to each other.

“Why didn’t you tell me your friend was him?” Lu Yu Chen only took down Xuan Mo and Ai Er Ge’s IC number when he was ordering the tickets earlier, so he had no idea who Xuan Mo’s friend was going to be.

“Why do I have to tell you?”

Lu Yu Chen remained dispirited. He only spoke after a while: “You’re really dating him?”

“…” Xuan Mo didn’t deny it, neither did she verify it.

Lu Yu Chen looked as though he was about to roar in anger.

The two-hour long flight was literally a roller coaster ride to Ai Er Ge. The moment the plane took off, Ai Er Ge was beside himself trying to adjust his weight and energy, so that he would be in a suitable condition to adapt to the speed of the plane. When he had trouble catching up to the changing conditions, he had to depend on Xuan Mo’s almighty mental powers as a shield to forcefully maintain himself in his human form. Hence, not long into the flight, he was already pale from exhaustion. 

In all honesty, he really needn’t be so anxious, it probably wouldn’t be too scary if his head were to appear a little slanted, or if his stomach was a little puffed. But the problem was Lu Yu Chen, seated on Xuan Mo’s other side, and his bitter, had his vengeful gaze trained on Xuan Mo and Ai Er Ge throughout the entire flight. 

The moment they got off the flight, Xuan Mo was squished into a taxi by Lu Yu Chen and they drove off; she didn’t even get a chance to speak to Ai Er Ge before she was forced to leave him in their dust. 

“Aye…” Ai Er Ge sighed. He hailed a taxi and tailed their ride. He figured he should stay somewhere near them, and probably find a job nearby too. 

No matter the environment he was in, Lu Yu Chen could always manage to find himself a huge gaggle of friends. And so the moment he returned and dropped off his luggage, he was off attending all sorts of gatherings with them. He was so busy he could barely catch a breath. Also now that they’re in university, as young adults, they have much more freedom as compared to before, and so, their mentality as well as the material aspects of their outings have greatly levelled up. Not only so, the bunch of them were decently well off, so the types of gatherings day after day were presented in great variety. 

Meanwhile, Xuan Mo had skipped grades in school, so the handful of friends that she knew were still studying their asses off in their second year in high school, and hence they were really too busy to think of her. Xuan Mo herself too had no intentions of meeting up with them. And so, after returning, Xuan Mo became particularly free. 

It was only half a month later did Lu Yu Chen come to a devastating realisation that he had accidentally delivered his little sister on a silver platter to a certain someone he’d previously been glaring at!

Xuan Mo was not a lazy person, it’s just that she had no idea what to do when she was on her own. She wasn’t like the other girls who would read novels, daydream or stone at the air, she wasn’t the kind to go out to shop and watch a movie with other people either… These were too boring and meaningless for her. And so, when she was alone, the most interesting thing she found herself doing was to cultivate. 

But now that Ai Er Ge’s around, she had more things to do. Or at least when she was with him, she was in a much more relaxed state than she would be with any other Blue Planet being. Even though they were technically enemies, the both of them were clear that in the entire Blue Planet, the person with the closest mindset they had was each other… even if they were two hundred million years apart. 

Ai Er Ge was not a flamboyant person. Since he’d decided to retain his human form, he would engage in all the normal forms of blue planet being activities, such as eating, staying at a fixed location, sleeping, enjoying entertainment, and working.

Of course, he had no intentions to become a “host” again, but he had no academic qualifications he could prove. Not only so, if he had to exert any additional strength, it would eat into his mental energy reserve. In other words, he probably wouldn’t be able to last a full day, it was very likely that he would need Xuan Mo to come save him. 

Xuan Mo had lived here for close to a year, so at the very least she was familiar with what was around. Soon, Ai Er Ge’s job-hunting mission became her only reason to leave the house. ♢ MY CLASSMATE IS TWO HUNDRED MILLIONS YEARS OLD, CHAPTER 166 is hosted at ZHANLANN.COM ♢

They applied for many job applications as a restaurant service crew, but the moment the managers saw Ai Er Ge, they shook their heads. Each of them had their own reason, in fact, some of them explained that he was too good-looking, so they were unable to take him in. 

There were a few bars that were rather satisfied with Ai Er Ge, but his previous job had left him with a PTSD for all dimly-lit establishments as such, so they skipped these places altogether. 

Tightly after, they visited cake shops, retail stores… the recruitments were either already over, or the shops were only recruiting female employees. Some of the shops had also said that Ai Er Ge looked too princely to be a hardworking and earnest employee…

Ai Er Ge had embarked on his job-hunting journey with the purest of intentions and most genuine of attitudes; he had no impressions of the societal impressions of different types of jobs. The civilisation he came from had no such thing as academic qualifications, hence to him, all careers were equal, the only difference was the capabilities and experience of the individuals themselves.

One evening, Ai Er Ge plonked himself down at one of the curbs in town and hugged his head as he signed. Xuan Mo on the other hand stood by him and looked around. 

“Aye! I’m so annoyed, why do none of them want me!” Ai Er Ge wanted to howl, “do I really look that unreliable?!”

Xuan Mo surveyed the surroundings. Chinese New Year was not yet round the corner, yet a number of malls had already begun their battle to draw in the crowd. The town centre was teeming with people, and bustling with noise; for some reason, Xuan Mo found this area very familiar. 

“I think you should get some clothes first.” Xuan Mo pointed at his leather jacket and jeans, “a lot of employers were alright with your appearance, but they seemed rather disturbed when they noticed your attire. I think whatever you have on may be misleading.”

“How’s that possible? This was what my boss bought when we were out procuring clothes, it’s not like we went somewhere sus…” As he spoke, Ai Er Ge realised Xuan Mo made sense. And so, he stood and dusted his top, “you decide then, where do we get some new clothes.”

When it came to buying clothes for guys, the first thing that came to Xuan Mo’s mind was to look for Lu Yu Chen. But he seemed pretty busy lately, and this place seemed to be… “Follow me.”

She brought Ai Er Ge into a large mall, went up to the fourth floor selling premium male clothing, made a turn and walked into a huge counter. Xuan Mo’s mother just so happened to be there.

Xuan Mo was not one to be interested in her line of work, and so when Xuan Mo’s mother suddenly saw her daughter appearing in her shop one day, bringing with her a foreigner guy along, she paused for a long moment before she came to. Xuan Mo’s mother smiled and hugged Xuan Mo before turning to look at Ai Er He: “Mo Mo, what brought you here, this is…”

“Hello Aunt Xuan! My name is Ai Er Ge.” Ai Er Ge recalled the information from the memory archives Xuan Mo had sent him previously as he spoke to her mother in a warm tone. “I’m Xuan Mo’s friend.”

“Ohhh!” Though she was no longer young, Xuan Mo’s mother was still a little stunned by Ai Er Ge’s strong presence, and his dashing appearance. And this for some reason led to her pleasant impression of him. And so, she winked at her daughter knowingly: “Ahh a friend…”

“Enh, friend.” Xuan Mo continued expressionlessly. She tugged at Ai Er Ge, “he’s looking for a job, and he probably needs to change his outfit.”

TRANSLATOR & EDITOR: WYNNE.

This translation is hosted at ZHANLANN.COM

165| CONTENTS | 167

[ MY CLASSMATE IS TWO HUNDRED MILLION YEARS OLD ]

CHAPTER 165 ♦ REPLACE II

last edited on ZLT: 10.06.22

This translation is hosted at ZHANLANN.COM

“I feel like you’re not… if we go by the novels, then I think it’s quite possible that you might be a cultivator, or an ESPer, but… I feel like you’re not.” Ling Yun started hesitantly, as he spoke, he grew more confident, and even started shaking his head, “you’re definitely not human.”

Xuan Mo shrugged: “Alright, I really am not.” She paused, “is this why you’re scared of me?”

Ling Yun’s expression was a little strange: “Anyone who encountered something like this would be a little scared, won’t they.”

“Fine.” Xuan Mo nodded in understanding. 

“Then, what are you?” Ling Yun was still rather nervous, “demon? An immortal?”

Xuan Mo almost laughed: “Aren’t you an astrology hobbyist, you can’t guess what I am?”

“No way! Really, really?!” Ling Yun was so excited his face turned red. Suddenly, he got anxious again, “you, you guys won’t hurt humans would you?”

Hurt humans? Xuan Mo knew that quite a number of movies here were talking about aliens coming to the blue planet for war… and most of these wars happened without rhyme or reason, very illogical. Regardless of the civilisation, waging a war was very consuming in every aspect, to colonise an opposing race and civilisation was far less sustainable than being on friendly but slightly unbalanced trade terms. Even Scorpio Planet would attempt to engage diplomatically before starting any war. 

Xuan Mo’s disdainful expression when the topic of harming humans was brought up had Ling Yun exhaling in relief: “So you’re an Autobot, that’s good that’s good.”

“What?” Xuan Mo was befuddled.

“Autobot, you don’t know what it is?” Ling Yun was suddenly excited again, the cool kid in front of her suddenly turned into a 3000 Whys Blue Cat, asking: “oh right, have you met other aliens before? Are there really Transformers in the universe?”

“Transformers?” Xuan Mo couldn’t help but laugh, “you guys are the only ones with Transformers please.”

“Eh… what about… I mean… Robot Civilisation, Mechanical Civilisation?” Ling Yun wasn’t satisfied with just describing, he even took out his phone, flipped through it and even produced a few Transformers posters, “like this!”

“This?” Xuan Mo looked at the images, “they don’t really look like this, but there is something similar… before…” Her expression became a little strange, “you like this?”

“A lot of young people like this, this is popular worldwide, aren’t they cool?”

“…their mechanical offensive power is not too bad.” Xuan Mo was a little confused, “but I don’t understand why you like them?”

“Why won’t we like them.” ♢ MY CLASSMATE IS TWO HUNDRED MILLIONS YEARS OLD, CHAPTER 165 is hosted at ZHANLANN.COM ♢

“I’ve seen three of these types of civilisation.” Xuan Mo said earnestly, “all three of them did not come about naturally, they overtook the planet that their creators lived on.”

At Ling Yun’s speechless face, Xuan Mo’s expression became even more strange: “You guys are the ones creating robots… careful don’t let them pull a reverse-uno on you.”

At Xuan Mo’s words, Ling Yun suddenly recalled movies such as The Terminator and the likes, and shivered. 

After revealing her identity as an alien for the first time, Xuan Mo was in a fantastic mood.

She wasn’t worried that Ling Yun would do anything to her, she didn’t see the need to have to put him under surveillance. Just his fearful gaze told her that he was clear of the consequences if he tried to pull anything. 

This also reminded her to not be too thrifty with her mental powers. There still was a need to enlarge the scope of her mental surveillance during sensitive periods like now. Society was also more advanced now, they still did have some standard to their technological development. 

Finals were the next few days. After finishing her examination, Xuan Mo received Lu Yu Chen’s congratulatory text — it was a Maths finals paper.

Xuan Mo was amused. She finished speedily and sent it back the way he sent it to her.

A while later, Lu Yu Chen’s call came in, he was laughing his ass off: “Ahahahaa! Mo Mo, you should’ve seen my Maths teacher’s expression! It was too funny, my attendance this sem was zero so he was staring at me, but when he saw my paper, his face turned green!”

After listening to his boasting, Xuan Mo asked: “Have you booked the flight?”

“I’ll book it later, what time do you prefer, morning afternoon night?”

“Anything, remember to buy three tickets.”

“Three? Why?”

“Someone else is going back too.” Xuan Mo didn’t explain further and hung up, ignoring Lu Yu Chen’s frenzied howling. It was afternoon, and Ai Er Ge was walking over. 

It was actually also fine to leave Ai Er Ge to head back on his own, but when aliens flew in the air, their form would change a little one way or another. When they no longer were bound by gravity, creatures with mental powers would change to adapt to their environment. For example, Xuan Mo’s previous body would become more translucent. As for Ai Er Ge, apparently he would slowly turn into an oval shape.

Therefore to prevent Ai Er Ge from transforming into a pancake in front of everyone on his flight back, Xuan Mo could only suck it up and bring this troublesome being along with her. 

“You’re calling your brother?” Ai Er Ge was dressed very normally today — he was wearing a beige coat and blue jeans, his obnoxious red hair flying in the wind. It was finals period, and a lot of students were able to head back after their examinations, so Ai Er Ge didn’t make himself invisible. Even with the many non-students visiting the school, Ai Er Ge still managed to make himself out to be a walking scenery. 

“Enh.” Xuan Mo held his hand to charge. 

“How did your exams go?”

“It’s fine…”

“I heard, blue planet beings sometimes… fake their answers?”

“In layman terms, cheating.”

“How can they do that?!” Ai Er Ge frowned, “cheating is like covering the eyes of the Goddess of Knowledge! If you cover the eyes of the Goddess of Knowledge, all your people would not be able to see the future! This is too dangerous! As a race with very subpar offensive ability, subpar technology, how can they tarnish the way of knowledge when it’s their only way out of this dump, they will be punished!”

“Why are you so riled up over other people’s business.” Xuan Mo remained calm; she’d even helped a certain someone do exactly this just a moment ago. 

“Aye, I’m feeling a gradual sense of danger at the fact that I’m stuck here.” Ai Er Ge’s eyes suddenly glinted. He grabbed Xuan Mo’s hand, “Mo Mo, the great Marshal Abu! I heard that the upcoming holiday will be a long one, and you don’t have class, can you find the way back home together with me!” His eyes were teary, “I wanna go home!”

“If you mean find the galaxy door, no can do.”

Ai Er Ge clenched his teeth and suddenly said: “We don’t necessarily need to open the galaxy door, because we don’t know where it’ll bring us either.”

Xuan Mo understood: “You mean, activate it with mental powers so that the galaxy door can transmit extra-distance frequencies to attract someone from the Great Coalition?” She was suddenly curious, “who would it attract though, the army, or your people?”

Ai Er Ge shook his head: “I, I don’t know either.” He was a little crestfallen. “I’m not used to this place, I don’t like that I have to charge every day, I don’t like being ordered around by my boss, even the clients I take are less educated than me, we think very differently… don’t you find it uncomfortable here?”

“That’s why they say, Elgeians can use their brains to survive in a high-knowledge civilisation, while Scorpions are the only ones that can adapt to any challenging environments — same thing.” Xuan Mo shrugged, “because it really is rough here.”

“I don’t care! I’mma go all out!” Ai Er Ge suddenly leapt up, “Even if I die, I need to try! If we end up attracting the army, then fine, I’m unlucky! Whatever the case is, I’ve never used this technology before, I’ll be ruled at most seventeen, eighteen years on the military court for being an Elge. If we attract the Elge… well whichever of them comes, I won’t be able to get past you anyway, all you need to do is to announce your name, believe me, you literally have that power to stupefy people.” 

Honestly, Xuan Mo was a little moved. She didn’t dare to even consider opening the galaxy door, too much resources were needed. But activating the door and sending out a transmission, that was well within her abilities… “Then…” Just as she was about to start discussing a plausible plan, a text message came in. 

It was from Lu Yu Chen: “Mo Mo! I’ve already gotten my friend to help book the tickets, and got my hands on the tickets, it’s just that we didn’t manage to get a good seat, only two of the seats are side by side, the last one is separate.”

“Enh, okay.” Xuan Mo replied. Just as she was about to resume their conversation, Lu Yu Chen’s text came in again. 

“Mo Mo! Is your friend a guy or a girl? If it’s a girl, yall can sit together, if it’s a guy then you sit with me, he can go and sit on his own!”

“…” Xuan Mo felt that ignoring this foolish brother of hers really was becoming too challenging a feat. 

T/N: honestly if it werent for the fact that Ai Er Ge was originally a ball of red light, i’d almost almost almost low-key ship them… almost…… orz am i the only one LOL

Read Advanced THMYO Chapters on Ko-Fi:

THMYO Advance Chapter 166

THMYO Advance Chapter 167

THMYO Advance Chapter 168

THMYO Advance Chapter 169

TRANSLATOR & EDITOR: WYNNE.

This translation is hosted at ZHANLANN.COM

162 | CONTENTS | 164

[ MY CLASSMATE IS TWO HUNDRED MILLION YEARS OLD ]

CHAPTER 164 ♦ REPLACE I

last edited on ZLT: 10.06.22

This translation is hosted at ZHANLANN.COM

If someone you didn’t know was afraid of you for no reason, and you weren’t ugly, then it meant that he probably knew something he wasn’t supposed to know. 

Xuan Mo had always known that her appearance was really very alluring, and so scaring off people was definitely impossible. 

After checking him out, she could confirm that he was indeed a human, inside and out. 

Honestly she wasn’t exactly careful in hiding her identity, there were a lot of times she revealed herself, but there were very little that actually caught on to the telling clues. There were a lot of people that suspected her, but there were very few that suspected her and were fearful of her. 

Alright, honestly her senses were telling her that this person definitely knew something that he wasn’t supposed to know. 

Though she didn’t really bother about a lot of things, when it came to issues related to her identity, she would become extremely attentive. And so after brief contemplation, she decided to be diplomatic first before anything more violent occured, in other words, they should have a chat, alone. 

However, after observing him for three days with her mental-net, she realised that someone who was constantly surrounded by people actually existed, Xuan Mo did not spot a single chance to catch him alone!

She must admit that this school — where the cream of the crop gathered — was indeed hiding some particularly interesting individuals. Ling Yun was known as a cool guy, but he was the walking definition of a collective individual, no matter where he was, he would never be on his own; the moment he had time to himself, he would rack his brains to pull someone along with him, no matter the reason. 

This was getting more and more interesting. What exactly was he doing? Recalling his fearful gaze, did he think she was going to assassinate him? Xuan Mo had only learnt about his existence three days ago, but judging from his familiarity, he’d definitely been doing this for more than three days. 

Seeing how finals were nearing, the students would be returning home after exams, Xuan Mo felt that time was very tight. If she were to let him continue hiding, time would fly by and before she knew it, they’d be parting ways. 

And so that night, after Xuan Mo entered the dorm, she went straight to the twins and asked to their face: “Ling Yun’s mobile number.”

The twins blinked synchronously, and blinked again before they inhaled sharply, stuttering: “Xuan, Xuan Mo… you, you you you, you are…”

“I need to ask him something, his mobile number, quickly now.”

“Oh ohh… XXX…” Xuan Mo remembered the number and dialled, before suddenly realising their dorm had become completely silent. The three other girls had their ears perked, their eyes glinting as they stared at her. 

Xuan Mo’s lips twitched. The call went through, and Ling Yun’s voice sounded: “Hello, who is this?”

“I’m Xuan Mo.” ♢ MY CLASSMATE IS TWO HUNDRED MILLIONS YEARS OLD, CHAPTER 164 is hosted at ZHANLANN.COM ♢

“…” The call was silent for a moment before Ling Yun’s calm voice sounded, “Eh, hello, Xuan Mo.”

“I feel like we need to talk, are you free tomorrow afternoon?”

“…can I say no?”

“I’ll come find you tomorrow afternoon then.” Xuan Mo paused for a moment, glanced at the three excited ladies beside her, and suddenly added, “you’re hoping for a harmonious meeting I believe.” 

“Ahhhhhh…” The twins screamed silently at each other.

“Alright, twelve thirty, beside the tennis court.”

“Enh.” Xuan Mo hung up and looked at the three ladies, “is it entertaining to eavesdrop?”

“Cough cough, Xuan Mo classmate, what motivated you to suddenly chase Ling Yun classmate? Is it his handsome basketball shooting skills? Or his reputation and talents?” Yang Jia pretended to interview Xuan Mo.

“Hmhh.” Xuan Mo took her facial cleansers and went to the toilet, “because he knows too much.”

“…” The three of them suddenly shivered.

This was perhaps Ling Yun classmate heading off somewhere alone in a long time. He sat at the spectator’s seat beside the tennis court in unease. The three people at the court had just completed their training and were packing up to leave. 

When Xuan Mo arrived, he froze for a moment, before suddenly exhaling as though in relief.

Xuan Mo sat down and looked at his floating gaze, shaking her head: “There’s no one around.”

“…oh.” Ling Yun clenched his fists.

“You’re scared of me.”

“Yes… and no.” Ling Yun looked at Xuan Mo. As though something came to mind, he suddenly looked down. 

Xuan Mo observed his reaction: “You wanna say it yourself, or should I help you say it?”

“I’m the president of the school’s recreational Astrology Club.”

His reply at her squinting her eyes. What does the Astrology Club have anything to do with her? It couldn’t be that people saw her flying into the blue planet?

“One day when I was surfing the forum that I checked a lot, I saw news about an unknown flying device remnants being discovered in Yellowstone Park in America. The images and the developments afterwards seemed pretty legitimate, even though the information together with a lot of other related ones got deleted afterwards, but I was still very excited… that night, I was at the astronomical observation deck and I wanted to watch the stars…” Ling Yun gradually slowed down, and sounded almost a little embarrassed, “I’m not sure if you know, but, I, cough, I’ve tried chasing you before, but later realised that it probably won’t get anywhere so I gave up, I even deleted your number…”

Xuan Mo had no idea where he was going, “what does you watching stars have anything to do with you chasing me in the past?”

“Yes, it is related.” Ling Yun coughed, “I’ve asked around before about your schedule, and noticed that the only difference between your schedule and everyone else’s was that you’d head off to the hill behind school often, so I found out about the Golden Stone Building.”

The Golden Stone Building wasn’t classified information exactly, it was known to the public as a research centre for new materials. It was low-key, and did not receive any backing; not only so, the building was also pretty shabby, so even if the students did find out about it, it wasn’t too big of a deal.

“Continue.”

“I stayed till very late that night, I’d intended to overnight at the deck, because there were a lot of stars. I was looking around randomly, and then I saw, uhh, you running over. Before you reached the Golden Stone Building, you hid yourself in the bushes.”

Oh! She figured out what happened now. Xuan Mo was a little speechless. She was very certain that there was no one around, but she didn’t expect there’d be a blue planet being bored out of his mind peeping at her from another hill through a telescope!

What happened next was expected, Ling Yun went on to share that he saw Xuan Mo getting stabbed through the telescope. Next, Xuan Mo glowed in blue light, pulled out the dagger, “battled” the red light and chased it away — the red light person turned into a stack of clothes… after which, Xuan Mo leisurely walked off. 

He happily went on to spectate the entire thing until morning, and also witnessed the car appearing out of nowhere. 

“I went to search up the car later on, and the clothes… there’s only so many high-end fashion stores on campus, I’ve seen it before, in one of the window display…” Ling Yun felt even more at loss the more he spoke. “I consider myself to be relatively well-versed in computing, so I researched about the car and the clothes situation. As expected, there was a police report that evening, someone said that they’d witnessed someone stealing clothes and stealing a car…”

Xuan Mo was low-key impressed, exactly how lucky was he to be able to witness everything and link everything up; and how meticulous indeed as well. 

Ling Yun was almost done. He looked at Xuan Mo carefully: “Xuan Mo, you’re not a human being, right.”

Xuan Mo was silent.

Not human could be a literary exaggeration, a personification, an exclamation or a curse, but not a human being, would refer to something else altogether. 

Just one additional word was enough to exclude someone from a race completely. How mysterious and interesting language was. 

“What do you think?”

Read ahead:

THMYO Advance Chapters 163 – 165 on Ko-Fi

TRANSLATOR & EDITOR: WYNNE.

This translation is hosted at ZHANLANN.COM

163 | CONTENTS | 165